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4D - Puzzle der Superlative
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THX Iarumas
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THX Blinkx
Customer: “Hi, can I check your lost and found? I think I left my phone here the other night.”
Me: “Sure.” *gets out box* “Here you go.”
Customer: *rummages through the box* “Whoa!”
(She finds a very expensive MP3 player and begins to pocket it.)
Me: “Ma’am, you said you left your phone here.”
Customer: “Yea so? I still want this.”
Me: “But it’s not yours, someone else lost it and will probably be looking for it.”
Customer: “Well if they were stupid enough to lose something so expensive they don’t deserve to have it! Oh, here’s my phone!”
(She walks away with her brand new iPhone 4.)
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(Note: the caller ID shows an out of town number.)
Caller: “Uh, hi. My room radio doesn’t work anymore.”
Me: “I’m sorry about that. What room are you in?”
Caller: “Oh, no, I’m at home! I took the radio home and now the buttons on top don’t work. It’s just fuzz! No music!”
Me: “Wait. So you stole a radio, took it home, and now you’re calling because the pre-assigned buttons don’t work?”
Caller: “Can you fix it or not?!”
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